I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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