Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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