We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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