Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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