So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Terrible idea I love it
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Randomize
