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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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