she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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