I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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