With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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