Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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