You work out of a Hotel?
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
i drank out of a bidet.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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