People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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