We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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