matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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