We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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