Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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