Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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