U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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