some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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