What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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