I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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