it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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