His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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