Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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