Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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