I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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