This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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