let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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