hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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