perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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