What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
