If you die in college, do you die in real life?
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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