she sounds like chewbacca in bed
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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