when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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