ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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