come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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