Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
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