I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Randomize
