forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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