do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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