We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
This toilet bowl is my home.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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