i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
you had me at cake vodka
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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