it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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