I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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