There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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