If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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