Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
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