so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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