Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
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