i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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