guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
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